This article confirms why Dustin and I love Portland so much and why we began to despise Tampa. In the list of angriest cities, Tampa ranked #12 while Portland ranked #96!!! Can you believe that!! I also want it noted for the record, that out of the top 20 angriest cities 5 are in Florida!! With the number 1 and 2 spots being in Florida!! Yet another ironic note, Orlando, supposedly the HAPPIEST place on earth (because of Disney) is ranked the #1 ANGRIEST city!! The irony abounds and we can now safely laugh from thousands of miles away. Goodbye anger, frustration, and apathy, hello love, community, and hope. =)

On a more serious note, we honestly can see a major difference in people between Tampa and Portland. I think most of it is because of driving and traffic. Tampa is a city where everyone must and does drive. Portland is a city where everyone sometimes drives and doesn't have to unless they want to. It makes a huge difference.

To all my Tampanians, I will pray for your road rage.

9 comments

1. Anonymous on 7:18 PM

   Freak,
   
   As your so called Tamponian I am offened by your demented remarks. You liberal abortion supporters, pot smoking, hairy underarmed, granola eating hippie lovers, should get off the welfare and get a damn job. Where did you get that ridiculous information from, mad magazine? Why dont' you stop mooching off people that you use and get a job. Portland is a homosexual paradise for people like you and your nutty husband. Besides blogging is so old, why don't you go on my space with all the other nutty born again crazies. Quit praising the lonely people and get help for yourself or meet some yourself, you hyprocrite.
   
   Reverend Horton Heat

    
2. Anonymous on 7:23 PM

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3. Kelli Bagby on 1:43 PM

   hahahahah, thanks for proving my point Rev.

    
4. Anonymous on 8:40 PM

   i didnt know that you had a point, since you ramble on endlessly like a psychopath. Babble, babble, babble, that's all you do. You sound like my ex wife Elenor. This is one of the dumbest and boring blogs i have ever seen. Why don't you be like Jesus and sit in the desert for 40 days and stop blogging. TAMPA RULES!!!!!!!!!!
   
   Reverend Horton Heat

    
5. Kelli Bagby on 2:23 PM

   Rev, for hating my dumb and boring blog so much you sure are spending a lot of time and energy participating in it.
   
   Jamie, i think you are somewhat right about the elderly people, but Tampa doesn't have as many as say Fort Myers.
   
   I don't want to make it seem as though I hate Tampa, it's just not the city for me.

    
6. Anonymous on 9:11 AM

   Are the tamponions you refer to the OB tamponions or the Tampan tamponions?

    
7. Kelli Bagby on 4:22 PM

   i have no idea what you're talking about.

    
8. Rachel on 8:21 PM

   Is that Rev. guy serious? He scares me a bit. BTW, the tampa peps are sp angry because their football team sucks!!! HA

    
9. Anonymous on 10:49 AM

   i think he is an angry high schooler, that is really the only way to explain it.
   
   dustin